The Season 2 Pre-Spoiler Page

(03.16.25) Here we are, at the crevasse between The Ides of March and St. Patrick's Day. It's a tricky time, because we're writing instead of paying attention to the captivating holiday season. Writing what, you might ask? Why, the second season of our ridiculously-popular podcast, One Down Two Left. Why else would you be reading this if you weren't already a fan, or at least fan-curious? Let us not disappoint your inquisitiveness, but instead take you behind the curtain for a brief peek...

The writing process is a lengthy one, beset by the tides of life and dies officium, but we are making the effort to get to know this new season and all its players. Included among the possible new cast are:

• Daniel Michaelson, a suave playboy hacker with a hidden past
• Linda Salzburger, the sassy pirate queen disguised as a flight attendant in the world's most romantic airline
• Taylor Franklin, the janitor
• Suzannah Williams, the girl next door with a tawdry heart of gold
• and Emma Jacobs, a woman only known to herself (and the janitor)

All these characters could have a part in the next season, or they might be cut for time. Who knows? By the end of the season, they'll know. But your faithful One Down Two Left crew (photo missing) are sure to keep them in mind as they write furiously toward the inevitable Episode One. When will that happen? Watch this space, folks. Things are happening. Right now. While you sleep. Also, while you're awake. Hey, we don't know your schedule. We're just trying to entertain ourselves and give you a good ride, all for the low, low introductory price of free. That's right, we managed to keep the costs down for the second season, so we're giving you a free pass to mindful, alternate entertainment... unless we figure out how to monetize it without sacrificing quality, integrity, and our deep commitment to your earholes. There's gold in there, folks! And we're digging it.